Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Russian Quack Claims UFOs Saved Us From Extinction in 1908

I can't make this stuff up.

Ok, for the record, I believe in some stuff that some people may deem weird or crazy. Ghosts, for one. The "energy" of places, people, and things - ley lines, chi, and the like. Karma. To some extent, UFOs.

But this goes above and beyond all of the "crazy" shit I believe.

Dr. Yuri Labvin, president of the Tunguska Spatial Phenomenon Foundation, insists that an alien spacecraft sacrificed itself to prevent a gigantic meteor from slamming into the planet above Siberia on June 30, 1908.

The result was was the Tunguska event, a massive blast estimated at 15 megatons that downed 80 million trees over nearly 100 square miles. Eyewitnesses reported a bright light and a huge shock wave, but the area was so sparsely populated no one was killed.

Most scientists think the blast was caused by a meteorite exploding several miles above the surface. But Labvin thinks quartz slabs with strange markings found at the site are remnants of an alien control panel, which fell to the ground after the UFO slammed into the giant rock.

"We don't have any technologies that can print such kind of drawings on crystals," Labvin told the Macedonian International News Agency. "We also found ferrum silicate that can not be produced anywhere, except in space."


Uh. Huh.

In 1908, the UFO is thought to have hit the meteorite that weighed over 1 billion tones. If the meteorite fell down on Earth, all the people would have been dead, extinct. Scientists believe the aliens had interfered and put their lives on the line to make sure there isn't a direct impact with Earth.


Riiiight.

Ok, let's think about this step by step. First, A billion ton rock blown to bits by a self-sacrificing, good samaritain alien pilot.

A BILLION tons of rock.

That's roughly, what, a mile or so in diameter? Maybe bigger? If something that big had been smashed into - and I don't care HOW FAST either object is going, you're NOT going to have total vaporization. You're gonna have some fracturing and breaking, which in turn means that many, many more smaller rocks will rain down from the sky. Where are the "sub-impact" craters to back this up?

Second, why the hell would an advanced alien species sacrifice itself for a violent, stupid, primitive race like ours??

Third...of COURSE you're going to find materials only found in space when you're dealing with a SPACE-BORNE object, such as, oh, I don't know, a METEOR? Why is that automatically evidence of a UFO?

Fourth - these quartz crystals with the "strange markings". Natural, eons long geologic processes are far more powerful than anything humans can do. Quartz grinding against quartz (or other things grinding against quartz), natural leeching of tannins from surrounding vegatation, and perhaps the impact itself are all perfectly reasonable explanations for the colored stria found on these quartz blocks. Little humans with lasers are nothing compared to the awesome forces at work under our feet.

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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Spam The Louisiana Governor!

http://www.gov.la.gov/index.cfm?md=form&tmp=email_governor

I've written him already regarding the volcano. I suggest EVERY ALASKAN does the same.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

P. sibiricus - almost done!

So I have inadvertently posted a complete progression of a piece, from start to finish - something I have rarely done (at least online). Here is the main portion of my Psittacosaurus sibiricus drawing, ready for inking. I wasted too much time to do a digital painting for now, but maybe in the future I could be convinced to do something with it.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Now THIS is what I'm talking about!

The new LCROSS (Lunar Crater Observation and Sensing Satellite) is go for a spring launch. This little beauty is a combination of existing NASA systems and commercially available off the shelf items.

YES! Cost-effective, efficient use of existing components to create a tidy little probe that uses it's own rocket booster to smash into the lunar surface to create a plume of debris that the probe then flies through and "tastes" the resulting cloud for water ice, before it, too commits harakiri.

Keep it up, NASA! Think smarter, not bigger...!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Psittacosaurus sibiricus - Even More Progress!

The angle of some of these scutes is wonky at best - the lighting in my drawing area sucks to say the very least. I'm quite pleased with how this is starting to shape up. Still debating as to whether I have time to go the extra mile and do a digital painting...we'll see.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Psittacosaurus sibiricus - more progress

Thanks to Scott for helping me with the anatomy. I had made the body a wee bit too long. The legs and feet still need some work, but the angle of the head and body are nailed. I'm working on at least one other Psittacosaur to include with the scene.

I am seeing these creatures more and more as the warthogs of the Cretaceous - knobby, horned skulls, a blunted nose that would probably be suited for digging and rooting behaviors. Definitelly not like the lithe, two-legged P. mongolesis...

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Psittacosaurus sibiricus



What a singularly bizzare creature. I cannot emphasize that enough. It's some bastard child of a turtle, warthog, parrot, and reptile, with some domestic pig thrown into the mix. This is Psittacosaurus sibiricus, without a doubt one of the weirdest ceratopsian ancestors out there.

Yes, folks, not everything in this genus is P. mongoliensis. Not even close. I think just the sheer weird factor inherent in this particular flavor of Psittacosaur should make it pointedly clear that an entire class of dinosaur should not be dictated by ONE subspecies. And really, why should it be? Are we just getting lazy as paleontologists? "It's just another Psittacosaur - put it in the pile with all the others." That's not the line of thinking that got us this far...

Anyway, as you can probably see, I'm having a bit of trouble with the head angle. Practice makes perfect - or insane, as the case may be.

Also, Andrey Atuchin's skull reconstruction, which I have been drawing from - mainly because it's the ONLY one out there. But also, because this is a very talented artist.